Night out with meh Friends

Ok so tonight, we went on an EPICLY long adventure around the town. By "we" I mean Devon, Brad and I. We went from Devons house which is on Pearson ave all the way past the library to the Travel Lodge Hotel. That is like 3 Km away! On our adventure we encountered many EPIC things. First we left at about 8:30 and got home at about 10:45. That's more than two hours! During the adventure we went form Devons house to the dollar store a few blocks away. When we got to the area I saw Total Pet and im like "OMFG WE SHOULD GO LOOK AT PUPPIES!!!" but then realized it was closed so I'm like "Aww it's closed. We should totally go to break into the golf store and steal some golf clubs and then we can use those to break into the pet store!" After that Devon and Brad were like "LOLROFL!" and we kept walking. When we got to the dollar store and found it too was closed we were like "aww that sucks" and walked away. We walked all the way to Dollar Giant and that too was closed. So, we went into London Drugs and looked around for about 30 minutes. In the store we saw five decently hot girls but didn't say anything to them due to 1. they were with two other guys and 2. we were on a mission. A mission to find 1. lazerz 2. emo gloves and 3. energy drinks and candy. We only found the energy drinks and candy :( but, oh well. After we had paid we left and started walking towards the library unintentionally of course. I was like "OMG I SHOULD CALL ERIC AND SEE IF HE WANTS TO COME WITH US!" so I called him. When he answered I asked him if he wanted to come with us but he said "well its cold out and I don't have any socks." so he didn't come with us. After we walked down to the Travel Lodge Hotel and turned around. At about this time I was starting to get kind of hungry so I decided that we were going to go to Wendys. When we got there I saw Sam and we all talked for a bit while we waited for my three Double Cheeseburgers, Brads Salad and Devons Chicken Burger. Yes, I said THREE Double Cheeseburgers but, these burgers were AMAZING and I was hungry. I was so hungry that I actually finished all three burgers before even leaving the building. When we finally left we started walking home and I decided that I was still hungry so we went to McDonalds to get some more burgers. When we got there Brad and I really had to take a piss so we went in the snow near the start of the drive thru. Once we were done taking a piss we tried to order at the drive thru but the order here thing didn't work (I think it's weight activated) so we walked to the second window and knocked but no luck :( So we went in and ordered. Brad decided to order something a little less gay and got three double cheeseburgers without pickles. I decided to go the full route so I ordered another three double cheeseburgers. YES I SAID IT THREE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS!!!! And I tell you they were amazing even more amazing than the ones from Wendys. Devon got the same thing as last time, a chicken burger. while we waited for our food we said we were going to go to A&W but once we got our food and left we decided not to. Now starts our EPIC walk home. Before we could even reach the end of the street I had already finished all three of my burgers. Even after six double cheeseburgers I was still hungry. So, whenever somebody walked by I yelled at them asking if they had any burgers and if they would go get me some more. They all looked at me like im mentally handicapped or something. Finally we are just streets away from Devons house and I notice the most amazingly funny sign ever. It's a sign that says "FREE KITTENS" with a big long pole sticking from the snow bank. If I had a marker and a camera I would have drawn an arrow pointing into the bank and then took a picture of it. But I didn't have either. Now comes the end our time of fun. And as we walk in the door more than two hours later hyped up on sugar and energy drinks and full of burgers, we aren't questioned about where we had been or anything. Stay tuned for a new story every weekend!